1. You started the night with very responsible intentions.
Yes, just a few.
3. You find yourself here.
Where everything hurts and nothing makes sense.
4. Don’t worry. Let this beautiful shirtless man show you what to do.
- Protesters marched in Chicago for the second night in a row after the release of a video showing the police shooting of black teen Laquan McDonald. ›
- Frank Gifford's family says the NFL star had CTE, the degenerative brain disease linked to football. He died in August. ›
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›