1. You started the night with very responsible intentions.
Yes, just a few.
3. You find yourself here.
Where everything hurts and nothing makes sense.
4. Don’t worry. Let this beautiful shirtless man show you what to do.
- The gun allegedly used by an undocumented immigrant to shoot and kill a woman on a San Francisco pier last week may have been stolen from a federal agent.
- Fox has secured the rights to make a movie about the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling on marriage equality.
- Subway has suspended Jared Fogle, the weight-loss guy from their commercials, due to an FBI investigation.