1. You started the night with very responsible intentions.
Yes, just a few.
3. You find yourself here.
Where everything hurts and nothing makes sense.
4. Don’t worry. Let this beautiful shirtless man show you what to do.
- President Obama is one vote away from sealing a historic nuclear deal with Iran after two Democratic senators backed the agreement. ›
- The fingerprints of the main suspect behind last month's deadly Bangkok shrine blast match those found on bomb-making material, Thai police say. ›
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