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Let's start by being completely honest: Fife is a total dump.
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Everything you've heard is true, it really is ugly.
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And there are depressing housing estates everywhere.
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In fact, most of the buildings are 1960s tower blocks.
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Not to be rude or anything, but what were the architects thinking?
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Seriously, it's like something out of a gritty crime novel.
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In fact, the towns are so depressing you'll wonder why anyone lives there.
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Plus the mean locals constantly bully and harass you.
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You'll struggle to find somewhere acceptable to eat in Fife.
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And you certainly won't find anything fresh on the menu if you do.
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Plus, it's impossible to get a decent dessert anywhere.
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Or even a wee treat for the kids.
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Or something for the grown-ups, especially if you like a dram.
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You won't see any rolling, pretty fields in Fife.
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Perhaps it was rural and unspoilt years ago, but not any more.
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And although Fife is technically beside the sea, you'd never know it.
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It's pretty hard to access the coast as it's all so built up.
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And if you do find somewhere with a sea view, there isn't much to look at.
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If you're unlucky enough to get stuck in Fife, you'll find there's nothing to do.
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No surprising, exciting activities to try.
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And no interesting attractions to visit.
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Even the parks are a charmless disaster.
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There's nothing remotely appealing or magical about a single one.
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"Hey, will I be able to see any wildlife in Fife?" LOL nope.
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Fife has been completely wildlife-free for years.
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But the worst thing of all is its utter lack of historical significance.
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Fife doesn't really have any heritage worth mentioning.
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Everything is pretty much brand new.
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The whole place is basically just one big grubby car park.
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If you think a bit of snow might improve the scenery, think again.
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In fact, if anything it gets even uglier in winter.
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Summer isn't any better...
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...autumn is indescribably joyless and bland...
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...and spring is a sickening joke.
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After just a single day in Fife you'll long to see something charming...
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...something scenic...
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...something quaint...
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...or just something, anything at all worth taking a photo of.
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Sadly, you'll be out of luck.
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There isn't a single Instagram filter that could make Fife look good.
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It truly is the worst place in all of Scotland.
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You should steer well clear if you know what's good for you.
