32 Reasons You Should Never, Ever Visit Aberdeen

    Granite City? More like ban it city.

    1. Don't be fooled by people who say Aberdeen is beautiful.

    2. As you can see, it's ugly as hell.

    3. Aberdeen University is the worst, a complete dump.

    4. Honestly, who in their right mind would want to study here?

    5. The coastal areas are particularly rubbish.

    6. In fact, you'd barely know that Aberdeen is near the sea at all.

    7. Aberdeen doesn't even have any wildlife to speak of.

    8. Move along, wildlife fans, there's nothing to see here.

    9. It's basically completely dead and lifeless.

    10. There's nowhere to shop...

    11. ...no cute or quirky cafes to visit...

    12. ...and certainly no nice bars to enjoy a quiet drink in.

    13. Nope, not a single one.

    14. There is literally nothing good to eat.

    15. And no delicious local delicacies to speak of.

    16. There are no interesting sights to see nearby...

    17. ...or scenic day trips to take.

    18. In fact, there's nothing interesting for miles around.

    19. Aberdeenshire is a boring, desolate part of the world.

    20. When it comes to history, Aberdeen is a no-go zone.

    21. There are no interesting or historic buildings.

    22. It's all so modern and tacky.

    23. There are no attractive or historic parks to enjoy either.

    24. It's essentially a park-free zone.

    25. There's absolutely nothing exciting to do in Aberdeen.

    26. In fact, it's a total fun vacuum.

    27. Aberdeen has no pretty nooks and crannies...

    28. ...charming, peaceful lanes...

    29. ...or quaint and cheerful spots.

    30. In short, it really is absolutely terrible.

    31. It has no redeeming features whatsoever.

    32. You should cross it off your bucket list right now.