1. On teenage parties:
2. On Scottish phone boxes:
3. On Scottish vs American childhoods:
4. On London:
5. On the Royal Family:
6. On Scotland's attitude to the World Cup:
7. On Scottish parties:
8. On the Edinburgh / Glasgow divide:
9. On who should be Glasgow's official representative for tourism purposes:
10. On an independent Scotland's time zone:
11. On that one furious drunk guy at every party:
12. Who inevitably ends up doing this:
13. On Glasgow's direct approach to language:
14. And its robust attitude to terrorism:
15. On workfare:
16. On babies:
17. On dogs:
18. On official invitations from David Cameron:
Got this through the door today, my heart is saying "fuck that" and my head is saying "Aye, fuck that"
19. And, most importantly, on accidentally buying a horse:
Scotland loves you, Kevin.
