10 Hippie Foods That Are Better With Ranch

Let’s face it: there’s a ton of dumb food out there.

1. Veggie “Burgers”

We’re in the 21st century, you guys. There’s absolutely no reason for us to pretend we’re eating a burger when we’re really eating vegetables.

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2. Tabouleh

Not sure how to pronounce it? Better stay away then!

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3. Grilled Chicken

Grilled chicken is really just an excuse for chefs to show off their grill-marking skills. They don’t really expect you to eat the chicken.

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4. Tofu

Tofu is slabs is soy milk that have coagulated…just like blood does when it becomes a scab!

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5. Turkey Wraps

Are we really having this much trouble finding the bread aisle these days?

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6. Lentil Patties

Haha, look at these lentils trying to be hamburgers!

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7. Broccoli

Who wants to eat tiny trees and then pay for it by farting? It’s just outrageous and senseless.

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8. Baked Potatoes

It’s never been easier to make mashed potatoes. So if you find yourself with a baked potato on your plate, you are completely allowed to do something about it.

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9. Quinoa

Quinoa is a species of “goosefoot” (?), and related to the tumbleweed. You’re craving some really hard now, huh.

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10. Eggplant

The day someone says, “that eggplant you’re making smells delicious!” is the day we can start taking eggplant seriously.

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