1. Veggie “Burgers”
We’re in the 21st century, you guys. There’s absolutely no reason for us to pretend we’re eating a burger when we’re really eating vegetables.
Not sure how to pronounce it? Better stay away then!
3. Grilled Chicken
Grilled chicken is really just an excuse for chefs to show off their grill-marking skills. They don’t really expect you to eat the chicken.
Tofu is slabs is soy milk that have coagulated…just like blood does when it becomes a scab!
5. Turkey Wraps
Are we really having this much trouble finding the bread aisle these days?
6. Lentil Patties
Haha, look at these lentils trying to be hamburgers!
Who wants to eat tiny trees and then pay for it by farting? It’s just outrageous and senseless.
8. Baked Potatoes
It’s never been easier to make mashed potatoes. So if you find yourself with a baked potato on your plate, you are completely allowed to do something about it.
Quinoa is a species of “goosefoot” (?), and related to the tumbleweed. You’re craving some really hard now, huh.