10 Hippie Foods That Are Better With Ranch

Let’s face it: there’s a ton of dumb food out there. But if you ever have to eat something bland, you can survive if you just put Hidden Valley® For Everything on it. Here are some of the hippiest foods to look out for, and click here for chances to win a Team Ranch t-shirt or a $1 OFF Hidden Valley® For Everything coupon.

1. Veggie “Burgers”

We’re in the 21st century, you guys. There’s absolutely no reason for us to pretend we’re eating a burger when we’re really eating vegetables.

2. Tabouleh

Not sure how to pronounce it? Better stay away then!

3. Grilled Chicken

Grilled chicken is really just an excuse for chefs to show off their grill-marking skills. They don’t really expect you to eat the chicken.

4. Tofu

Tofu is slabs is soy milk that have coagulated…just like blood does when it becomes a scab!

5. Turkey Wraps

Are we really having this much trouble finding the bread aisle these days?

6. Lentil Patties

Haha, look at these lentils trying to be hamburgers!

7. Broccoli

Who wants to eat tiny trees and then pay for it by farting? It’s just outrageous and senseless.

8. Baked Potatoes

It’s never been easier to make mashed potatoes. So if you find yourself with a baked potato on your plate, you are completely allowed to do something about it.

9. Quinoa

Quinoa is a species of “goosefoot” (?), and related to the tumbleweed. You’re craving some really hard now, huh.

10. Eggplant

The day someone says, “that eggplant you’re making smells delicious!” is the day we can start taking eggplant seriously.

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