Sorry for not knowing where to reference but I've definitely seen this before. Maybe someone else remembers? Possibly Game Informer? It was from a while back

What sold me was the walnut head

Read this too quickly and thought it said, “Man Sh*ts On A Dead Whale While A Shark Eats It.” Wouldn't that be something?

I'm digging the second from last picture. How can that belt not be associated with the “coolest” anything?

Nothing gets my blood flowing like a mannequin of the Virgin Mary in a “mini dress.” I can't wait for Bikini Buddha!

1:59 - There's nothing that sparks my interest more than a girl telling me how attractive a rich, famous, physically gifted athlete is!

Are you saying Tom Green doesn't/didn't suck? That guy's the farthest thing from funny. (Except Freddy Got Fingered)

What exactly would a cat put in his/her fanny pack? Cat treats? Cat money? Catnip?

I hope since this time you got a a more interesting life…