1.
You can't hide anything about your past...
2.
...but you have a go-to gossip for office drama.
3.
You have a built-in scapegoat...
4.
...but you also have built-in backup.
5.
You can't use "family emergency" as an excuse...
6.
...but you have someone to vouch for your other excuses.
7.
You can frankly compare salaries...
8.
...but expect gloating if yours is lower.
9.
Your boss always puts you on projects together!
10.
Your boss ALWAYS puts you on projects together.
11.
You have a built-in lunch buddy...
12.
...so no one else ever asks you.
13.
Your boss constantly mixes you up...
14.
...and now your parents do, too.
