This Is What Crazy Looks Like Via Text Messaging

This is why you never promise crazy a second date. Apparently these texts came after just one night out, and dear lord, you must admire (wait, no I meant back away slowly without making direct eye contact) that sort of persistence.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
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    • vladhockeyboy a year ago
       

      Hey guys, thought some of you might appreciate this, let me know what you think, its a little tribute to Kevin and JJ. To the tune of Carly Rae Jepsen – Call me maybe (This is what crazy sounds like remix)
      By Vlad Marshall I text to see how you felt,
      I thought the night was just swell
      I hope that you did as well,
      and now you’re ignoring me I send thousands of texts,
      Wish we’d never had sex,
      I wasn’t looking for this,
      but now you’re ignoring me, Your name was kevin, crazy scenes, it was heaven,
      night club, drink was flowin’
      Why aren’t you texting , baby?
      [Chorus] Hey, I just met you,
      and I’m a bit crazy,
      but here’s my number,
      so text me, maybe? It’s hard to act right,
      when you’re crazy,
      but here’s my number,
      so text me, maybe?  Hey, I just met you,
      and I’m a bit crazy,
      but here’s my number,
      so text me, maybe? And all the other boys,
      are being sedated,
      but here’s my number,
      so call me, I’m Crazy?
      [Verse 2] You never return all of my calls,
      I was waiting on your front porch,
      You never came to the door,
      but still, you’re ignoring me I text and follow and stalk
      because you just won’t talk,
      why can’t we go for a walk,
      but you’re ignoring me,  Your name was hevin’, crazy scenes,it was heaven’
      night club, drink was flowin’
      Where aren’t you texting, baby? Hey, I just met you,
      and I’m a bit crazy,
      but here’s my number,
      so text me, maybe? It’s hard to act right,
      when you’re crazy,
      but here’s my number,
      so text me, maybe?  Hey, I just met you,
      and I’m a bit crazy,
      but here’s my number,
      so text me, maybe? And all the other boys,
      are being sedated,
      but here’s my number,
      so text me, maybe? Before you came into my life
      I used to kiss my cat
      I only text my dad
      I went a little bit mad Before you came into my life
      I used to kiss my cat
      And you should know that
      I went a little bit mad, It’s hard to act right,
      when you’re crazy,
      but here’s my number,
      so text me, maybe?  Hey, I just met you,
      and I’m a bit crazy,
      but here’s my number,
      so text me, maybe? And all the other boys,
      are being sedated,
      but here’s my number,
      so text me, maybe? Before you came into my life
      I used to kiss my cat
      I only text my dad
      I went a little bit mad
      Before you came into my life
      I only kissed my cat
      And you should know that So text me, maybe? If you want to use it feel free, just credit me haha, cheers x

      gold-star
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    • jahmilar a year ago

      smh…she took it too far…but he’s a certified immature dumbass..just reply and seal the deal. they both immature as hell. simple. its not even funny, its just sad how he reacted and how far she took it too.

    • nvrthink26 thinks This Is What Crazy Looks Like Via Tex... is Ew  about a year ago
    • scottw32 a year ago

      hahahahahahahahaha people who think kevin is in the wrong need to reassess their lives

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    • buzzbuzzy12 a year ago

      He was going to play cards with his friends so she became all jealous and started hounding him… Of course he’d not want to speak to her. She went crazy the second he mentioned he was going to spend time with his mates. She is damn clingy. I feel sorry for her, but come on she is too possessive and needy for her own good. That girl has some serious issues she needs to sort out before she tries to get with someone else. And maybe Kevin should be a little more understanding.

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    • travisg5 a year ago

      he must have fucked the living shit out of her

    • travisg5 a year ago

      I was just dealing with a girl like that earlier. She’s been at it for almost 10 years. I think secretly a lot of people can relate to this girl. I know I’ve acted similarly. The old crash and burn technique- where you realize the damage is irreversible and already look like a tool, so you just stop giving a fuck at all and go HARD

      • courtenaymariej 2 weeks ago

        HAHA! I respect you for saying this. I have been this girl too! But definitely not 25 texts in, maybe 5-10 :) the key is to learn how to like people without possessing them & to take care of your needs so that you don’t expect to get them from others. Also, date multiple people at once to not put all of your eggs in one basket. It really confuses men because they know I’m a little crazy but it only gets channeled in positive ways now & if anything I make them feel crazy because people like us don’t take love lightly. So much better to make the other person feel crazy than for it to be I!! This girl just needs to find a better way to channel all of that energy & also work on herself, she needs A LOT but really we all do, it is just that caring is creepy now & people at this point in time don’t really know how to give people the care they really need. It is sad, but there is a way around it. Where there is a will there is a way ;)

    • triggerhippy a year ago

      At first I started laughing, but then I started feeling really bad. I was (probably still am, too) just like JJ. I had no friends, and when I met this guy who was seemingly interested in me, I got too excited for my own good. After he stuck his thingy in me, he started ignoring me. I reacted like JJ, hoping that he would “man” up and just be honest. I haven’t heard from the guy since. What a better world this would be if we were all honest instead of dropping subtle hints ineffectively!

    • As It Is a year ago

      I feel very sorry for this poor woman. She has evidently has a bad experience in the past from which she has not recovered. This Kevin is partly to blame for just not answering her messages made her all the more desperate to make contact with him. He should have been man enough to tell her straight to her face that it was not going to be anything more. What makes Kevin all the more an arse is that fact that her text messages have gone viral… and to top it off, all of you who are laughing at this woman’s anguish. What ugly people you must be.

    • Fuber Hoof a year ago

      what the fa fa fa fa…  I audibly gasped.

    • shlouise a year ago

      I like the “messages meant for someone else” casually slipped in. Oh man, who hasn’t done THAT before? I mean… who does that?

    • I’m sorry I LOVE YOU!!!

    • You are the best website ever. I’m glad I got to check it out. Goodbye forever.

    • nm. Just take me off the BF board. Goodbye.

    • I thought you weren’t doing anything but surfing the net. Why haven’t you responded?

    • Hey, I’m leaving a comment. Wanna leave me back a comment? ;)

    • estellel a year ago

      http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2DM3zG/soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/this-is-what-crazy-looks-like/ sombody ACTED IT out

    • kittyc2 a year ago

      I agree to feed on the emotions of the unstable is deplorable, but at least he didn’t post her name or information…I’m an optimist.

    • tud a year ago

      precisely why one night stands are a bad idea

    • R. a year ago

      Guys:
      If you’re dumb enough to sleep with a girl who’s needy and desperate enough to sleep with you on the first date, then you’re going to be dealing with someone who’s needy and desperate enough to send you a million text messages.
      Maybe if Kevin had been upfront with this poor, crazy girl about what he wanted out of her, then he wouldn’t be dealing with this.

    • erica7 a year ago

      Its a shame there are so many people who think this is a joke, including HGrant who should not be making jokes about this girl’s “persistence.” This is a clear example of digital abuse, and many people, esp. teens, don’t know where to turn for assistance when something like this occurs. I hope those that do need help will ignore the jokes and consider visiting loveisrespect.org or thehotline.org - there are advocates available 24/7 who help people through this type of situation every day.

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