If you have a Twilight themed engagement not only are you doing it wrong but you are obviously too young and moronic to be getting married.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the LAMEST couple in the history of non fictional couples.

Are we sure this isn't for prom?

Nice underbite, bitch.

she must give amazing blow jays

Craptastic

That shot of her looking at the camera just confirms how much this wedding is going to be about her, not them. It makes her look completely disinterested in him.

These aren't horrible photos. Maybe a little creepy, but not horrible.

If he is genuinely this into Twilight, do not marry him. He is gay.

Protip for women: If your fiance agrees to this, he loves you. If he's eager or into the idea of it he's gay.

Vomit.

Having a Twilight themed engagement photo shoot is evidence enough that these two are too young to get married.

lol jay leno lol

thats quite the jawline

Needs more blue tint to make them look even shittier.
Also, no spider monkey shot? That was the best part of that film. I laughed throughout that whole scene!

“Mom? Why were you and Dad losers when you got married?”

Glad to see Jay Leno finally met a nice young man.

But will their honeymoon feature a vampire baby poised to rip through her flesh?