By the skull on the cover of this book, I can tell it’s gonna be jam packed with some bad-assery.
I’m confused if this author was a huge fan of innuendos or if this is some sort of erotica fan fiction for people who love creepy mustaches.
Yeah, tell this to my 14-year-old self. If it didn’t work in middle school, it doesn’t work now!
You know what makes a really great suspense thriller? FOOD PUNZ.
Because I have a feeling you’re staying out WAY to late studying.
I didn’t know shitting in the woods was ever considered an art, but, alright, cool.
- [Dominica Prime Minister Roosevelt Skerrit said that Tropical Storm Erika killed 20 people there, and set the island back 20 years from the damage. ›] (http://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/at-least-5-people-are-missing-after-tropical-storm-erika-thr)
- [Police are investigating the death of Jamycheal Mitchell, 24, who was arrested months ago in Virginia for allegedly stealing about $5 worth of groceries. He was found dead in his jail cell last week. ›] (http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimdalrympleii/black-man-held-for-months-for-stealing-5-worth-of-snacks-fou)
- Owen Labrie was found not guilty of felony sexual assault charges stemming from a 15-year-old former student's accusations that he raped her at St. Paul's School. ›