Hard not to judge a website that misuses the possessive form of it (its) in its story title.

#18 is how The Punisher butters his scones.

#8: Apparently, evil waits to be reincarnated as wooden flooring so that it can look up women's dresses.

#4 Jenifer Aniston?

#7 has its own special charm….

Is it bad that I really want number 10?

Whole website of funny book covers here: http://www.bookcoverjudge.com/

#24: Because God has bigger problems that worrying if you'll get to third period on time.

#6 was in our church library, never read it though.

I hope I can get some Lorraine Peterson books on my Kindle!

#6
Review from Amazon “When I was a senior in high school, I was the big man on campus. I was worshiped by the students and faculty alike and the campus female population openly lusted after me. I truly was cool, there was no denying that. I would say, quite humbly, that perhaps I was the coolest person in the universe.  I easily gained admission into the college of my choice and looked forward to beginning a reign of coolness on yet another campus. I was in for quite a suprise, however, when I actually reached my university. It seemed that to be successful and popular in college, it wasn't enough to simply be cool. Even the epic level of coolness I had achieved failed to raise a eyebrow from the most mundane college students.  You see, I am very concerned with the way other people think and talk about me so I immediately searched Amazon.com for some sort of devotional book that may help me in my situation. Thankfully, “Anybody Can Be Cool— But Awesome Takes Practice” was the number one search result. I promptly purchased it and eagerly awaited its arrival.  Simply put, this book changed my life. With Lorraine's guidance, I was able to elevate myself above coolness and into awesomeness. At the moment, I am only a sophomore, but I already have achieved Vice Big Man on Campus status. So, next year, when the current BMoC graduates I will be the first Junior classman in the history of my prestigious college to be the Big Man on Campus. Of course if something were to happen to the current BMoC, my duty as Vice Big Man on Campus require that I step into the role of Big Man on Campus. In that event I would become the first Sophomore Big Man on Campus in the history of the world. “

“Bombproof” is actually a term used by people who train horses to describe a horse that doesn't get scared by everything. http://horses.about.com/od/glossaryofhorsetermsb/g/bombproof.htm So not that stupid, really.

“Because I have a feeling you're staying out WAY to late studying.” It would appear someone didn't spend enough time studying!

I work in a library. There is no end to the terribly titled urban fiction.

I actually have read #23. Think about it: thousands of people thru-hiking the Appalachian Trail have to eliminate *somewhere.*

My brother and I actually had number 19. And number 8 was apparently turned into a crazy ass movie. I haven't watched it yet, but it's on my list.