By the skull on the cover of this book, I can tell it’s gonna be jam packed with some bad-assery.
I’m confused if this author was a huge fan of innuendos or if this is some sort of erotica fan fiction for people who love creepy mustaches.
Yeah, tell this to my 14-year-old self. If it didn’t work in middle school, it doesn’t work now!
You know what makes a really great suspense thriller? FOOD PUNZ.
Because I have a feeling you’re staying out WAY to late studying.
I didn’t know shitting in the woods was ever considered an art, but, alright, cool.
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