I imagine walking into my local grocery store someday and fearing I may have entered some sort of weird hellish vortex when this guy rings up my groceries.
And here’s the absolute guaranteed way to never EVER work again.
- The CIA has officially—but very quietly—admitted that some allegations about its torture program were true.
- The U.S. government is suing Ferguson, Missouri, after the city tried to change a negotiated police reform settlement.
- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has dropped out of the 2016 Republican presidential race after poor results in New Hampshire 🇺🇸