Epic troll is epic.

“…It's not illegal to display a Pedobear sticker.”

hahaaaa that is great, i love how they make it sound menacing

This would be Texas.

Sources also tell of a man that is planning to fire a laser in the proximity of the city. Local police are vowing to “Never give up” in finding the suspect(s). The police sergeant also promises to “Never let [us] down.” Investigations will continue smoothly as long as there is no chocolate rain in the forecast.

wow just….wow

APRIL FOOLS! Wait, it's November… WTF?!

Isn't it pee-do bear not peda-bear watch out childrens it's a bear on a bike instead of a bear in a van

Are you fucking kidding me?  I love it when satire flies completely over someone's head.

They are so stupid, i don't have words.

Did all of Albuquerque just get trolled?

I like my women like my whiskey…

“Certain cartoon enthusiasts”?!?!

Lynn Southard has just turned her career into a giant FAIL.

I am laughing so hard right now.

This is up there with “is the npc from Animal crossing a predator?” and “Is portal 2 cruel to orphans”

bunch of dumb fucks :D