As of this writing, the petition currently holds 1,900 signatures, and the #WeirdAlSuperBowl push is in its initial phases via Twitter, Facebook, and Change.org.
Weird Al does make a pretty sexy substitute for Madonna.
7. He should probably sing this next year to pay homage:
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