Sea Captain Date Is The Most Legit Dating Site Ever

Arghhh, potential matey! SeaCaptainDate is either an awesome fully functional dating website geared towards sea lovers and captains alike, or the product of a master troll. They have coined themselves “the destination for romance on the seven seas” and according to Jezebel, has both a spokesperson and real-life users.

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[Spokesperson] Robert Atlas, swears it’s not [a joke]: This is a real site. We currently are in the process of migrating our servers to encompass all captains. We have garnished various requests for captains in other industries to join. This year for the valentines season we have mailed out our annual boat ballast brick to our top members.

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3. You guys can be the judge, take a look at some of the eligible bachelors of the sea:

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