10 “Health Foods” That Aren't As Healthy As You Think

Here's a comprehensive list of some pretty sad realities about the food we all love to munch on. As brought to you by a completely healthy-living challenged fast-food junkie. posted

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10. Turkey Sandwich

This is so upsetting. I was always under the assumption that a good ol' fashioned turkey sandwich was always a safe bet. But, um, apparently it's not. One sandwich, with the works (lettuce, cheese, tomato, mayo and turkey) can be up to 400 calories.

9. "Reduced Fat" Peanut Butter

First of all, can I just point out that standard peanut butter is made with the same type of sugars that cake frosting is made with. OKAY, so what about reduced fat? Yeah, that's no good either. See, what happens is when they take the fat out they just replace it with sugar and other fillings. So either way, it's still 93 calories in a single tablespoon. It's like the peanut butter industry is playing a huge joke where reduced fat literally just means "WE HATE YOU" with love from your favorite lunch sandwich.

8. Microwave Popcorn

But it's so light! How can anything this light be bad for you? Well, sorry to ruin microwave popcorn for anyone using it as a healthy alternative, but you might want to reconsider. These bags have outrageous levels of sodium and chemical diacetyl (what makes the buttery taste) that is not a viable option for those health conscious types.

7. "Fat-free" Yogurt

More like 99% MISLEADING, ammirite? No? Okay. Well, it totally is. The whole allure of the product is that it's delicious with it's multitude of strange processed flavors and has a low caloric intake. In reality, many flavored yogurts could have an upwards of 15 grams of sugar in the not-so-filling 6-ounce serving.

6. Bran Muffin

I'm never going to feel badly about choosing a chocolate chip muffin over these crappy things again. A large bran muffin can contain 375 whopping calories and 24 percent of the sodium, 13 percent of the total fat and 10 percent of the saturated fat
recommended for the day (according to mayoclinic).

5. Wheat Bread

It's unfortunate that unless you're willing to read the labels VERY CLOSELY, which I'm not, you can be easily duped by packaging. Wheat bread is usually a strange combination of white bread and just enough wheat flour to pass as something multigrainy and healthy. In one slice of wheat bread there are 65 calories, where as in white it's 80. Not reaaaallly that big of a difference, there. We call your bluff, wheat.

4. Granola

Granola (depending on the brand you buy) is actually jam packed with sugar and calories. This is upsetting to me, because I've been eating what I consider horse food in an attempt to be healthy. But, if you read the label closely, which I didn't because it's obviously devastating, you'll see that a bowl of this stuff can be up to 500 calories, and that's excluding the milk!

3. California Rolls

Who knew that vegetables and "tofu" could be SO BAD FOR YOU? WHY! 2-3 of these babies pretty much have your daily dose of carbohydrates. Each individual piece has about 35-38 calories alone. AND apparently mock crab is just a wad of sugar, more sugar, artificial flavoring and, this makes me want to cry, strange combination of white fish. Yep, it's not tofu, it's processed white fish that tastes like tofu that tastes like crab. CRABCEPTION.

2. Dried Fruit

Well, I give up. Dried fruit is also loaded with sugar and sulfar to preserve them longer on the store shelves. For example, 1/4 cup of unsweetened banana chips can have up to 120 calories! If fruit isn't healthy, then I don't know what is (except for fresh fruit, but whatevz).

1. Not-So Light Salad Dressing

I think what I've learned today is that whenever "fat" is removed to become allegedly healthy, it's just replaced with sugar and artificial sweeteners. Note to self: stop pretending like you're on a diet because you're not eating LOW FAT RANCH DRESSING with your side order of fries.

Source: shape.com  /  via: projectswole.com

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  • kate fisher thinks 10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As ... is Ew  about a week ago
  • tuttle88 thinks 10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As ... is Fail  about 3 months ago
  • I'm sorry, but “35-38 calories alone” for a single sushi roll is a lot? Seems pretty meagre to me.

    SamMicCham
    3 months ago
  • RochelleBrooke thinks 10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As ... is OMG  about 3 months ago
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  • Walt Jabsco thinks 10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As ... is Win  about 3 months ago
  • want to cut down the calories on a turkey sandwich with the “works”? dont get cheese and mayo. fucking idiot.

    nickolasag
    3 months ago
  • Jacque thinks 10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As ... is Fail  about 3 months ago
  • Tofu crab MUST be made a thing, like NOW
    (so bad want)

    ☁Spam Of God☁
    3 months ago
  • animemando thinks 10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As ... is Fail  about 3 months ago
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  • gallycat thinks 10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As ... is Fail  about 3 months ago
  • In other words, “Lets trick ourselves into an eating disorder by tricking ourselves into thinking we're subverting the mainstream food industry!”

    burritosesh
    3 months ago
  • burritosesh thinks 10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As ... is Fail  about 3 months ago
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  • So, chiming in with the chorus here, but: you do realize that you need calories to LIVE, right? And 200-400 calories for a snack/meal, is actually very little.

    alekt
    3 months ago
  • Eh, its not as devastating as the tone would have you believe (although the sugar substituted for fat thing is news to me). Three 600 calorie meals a day, 200 calories in snacks. Lots of fruits and veggies. There.

    jrplette
    3 months ago
  • CTJen thinks 10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As ... is Fail  about 3 months ago
  • at least bran muffins make you poop.

    Lilly R.
    3 months ago
  • OMG a 400 calorie sandwich?!? having just a sandwich for lunch and dinner obviously will put you over the allotted 0 calories a day. please just stick to celery and water. Moron.

    J
    3 months ago
  • Awesomekip thinks 10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As ... is Fail  about 3 months ago
  • “It's unfortunate that unless you're willing to read the labels VERY CLOSELY, which I'm not, you can be easily duped by packaging.” You don't say!

    lupinelle
    3 months ago
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  •  

    I think we all agree the author of this piece of shit of a list should hang himself now

    gustave schnapp
    3 months ago
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  • gustave schnapp thinks 10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As ... is Fail  about 3 months ago
  • lizzydizzy thinks 10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As ... is Fail  about 3 months ago
  • Well, I was about to jump in here and talk about how not all calories and fat are bad. But, it appears the Buzzfeed community has that handled.

    IcemanD
    3 months ago
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  • If you had to choose between 1/4 cup of baked banana chips versus a 1/4 of regular potato chips, which is the unhealthy choice. Don't buy any foods you've seen a tv commercial for. If you eat yogurt, buy plain and add fresh fruit to it yourself. If you want salad dressing, mix together vinegar oil and mustard yourself in proportions you want. Make your own sandwich and skip the mayo and add more vegs. There is peanut butter made with only peanuts and no added palm oils or sugar, when you make a pb sandwich how many tablespoons do you think you use anyway. The only way to eat healthier is to control what goes into your food and in your stomach.

    lchen12345
    3 months ago
  • Absolutely nothing about this article was informative or entertaining. Pretty embarrassed for the author. Also, no one anywhere thinks that the mock crab meat in California rolls is tofu– except, apparently, the half-wit who wrote this.

    duncanwmd
    3 months ago
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  • Riff   10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As ... and thinks it’s WTF & Fail  about 3 months ago
  • “For example, 1/4 cup of unsweetened banana chips can have up to 120 calories! If fruit isn't healthy, then I don't know what is (except for fresh fruit, but whatevz).” You know that fresh fruit is loaded with natural sugars too? That's why they're sweet, and, yes, too much fresh fruit can be bad for you. You clearly know nothing about eating a healthy and balanced diet.

    Riff
    3 months ago
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  • Granola. SMH. Doesn't everybody know that's just hippie candy? As with ANY muffins, they're basically just cake.  Like Michael Pollan says, if your food label makes a health claim, it's probably unhealthy.

    MMR
    3 months ago
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    nigh
    3 months ago
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  • Start reading labels and learn to start making your own food.  Sushi is pretty easy to make and I usually make it with just cucumber and avocado for the filling.

    sharkfighter
    3 months ago
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  • Hey dumbies. Don't put mayo on fucking EVERYTHING and it will cut down the fat and calories. D U H.  Love,
    Ihatemayoitsdisgusting

    mandiem4
    3 months ago
  • butternut718 thinks 10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As ... is Fail  about 3 months ago
  • I've never heard of anyone who thinks that california rolls contain tofu.

    joshuaw4
    3 months ago

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