21 Haircuts You Should Never Have In Your Lifetime

Sometimes you have a bad hair day.

21. The Satellite Dish

20. The Comb Over

Don’t stare directly at it, you’ll be sucked into the sadness.

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19. The most confusing mullet ever

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18. Scene Kid multi-colored beehive

This is the sort of haircut that puts epileptics at risk for seizures.

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17. Reverse Mohawk

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16. The Electric Wave

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15. “Shit Head”

Har har, dude. I can see you’re a funny guy because you’re one part self-deprecating humor and the rest terrible puns.

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14. The E.T. Phone Home

She does this because she wants everyone to know she’s an individual who takes pride in making other people uncomfortable.

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13. The Skunk Chunk

Under all that hair product is just your typical teenager who loves shitty music.

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12. ???

I am hoping this hair is part of a Dr. Seuss movie wardrobe.

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11. The Prisoner

He’s a prisoner in his own body.

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10. 90’s Prom Hair

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9. Lion’s Mane

AKA the hairy headband.

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8. Whatever is going on here

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7. Blowout 2.0

This haircut is a cross between a blowout and something you’d see at a Korn concert.

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6. The Mustache

Two mustaches are definitely not better than one.

5. The Crown of Curls

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4. Terribly matted dreadlocks

There aren’t enough words to describe how put off I am by this mass of hair.

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3. Hitler Chic

This haircut is best left to never. No, not even ironically.

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2. The “most things Lady Gaga wears on her head”

that are all extremely phallic or directly taken from “Earth Girls Are Easy”.

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1. Literal Rat tail

Just, ew.

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