21. The Satellite Dish
20. The Comb Over
Don’t stare directly at it, you’ll be sucked into the sadness.
18. Scene Kid multi-colored beehive
This is the sort of haircut that puts epileptics at risk for seizures.
15. “Shit Head”
Har har, dude. I can see you’re a funny guy because you’re one part self-deprecating humor and the rest terrible puns.
14. The E.T. Phone Home
She does this because she wants everyone to know she’s an individual who takes pride in making other people uncomfortable.
13. The Skunk Chunk
Under all that hair product is just your typical teenager who loves shitty music.
I am hoping this hair is part of a Dr. Seuss movie wardrobe.
7. Blowout 2.0
This haircut is a cross between a blowout and something you’d see at a Korn concert.
6. The Mustache
Two mustaches are definitely not better than one.
4. Terribly matted dreadlocks
There aren’t enough words to describe how put off I am by this mass of hair.
3. Hitler Chic
This haircut is best left to never. No, not even ironically.
2. The “most things Lady Gaga wears on her head”
that are all extremely phallic or directly taken from “Earth Girls Are Easy”.