I got a perfect 10! GO ME.
I got a perfect 10! GO ME.
#9 … I think I need a brocade velvet suit now. (I never claimed to have taste.)
Lovely lady, but gaaahhh too much Photoshop!
Buck Angel! Yay! Thank you so much for this.
Also worth noting: learn an endangered language! There are thousands to choose from, and too many of them are dying.
Also: this creepy, skulky, hilarious, weird performance of “Hello, Little Girl” (also from Into the Woods). That tongue! :O
#21 *fangirl flail*
Bisexual love. <3 However, BOO on Megan Fox. She’s totally allowed to identify herself as bisexual if she wants to. But she has also stated in an interview: “I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
“You got: House Targaryen
All you want is a quiet, peaceful life, but that and any other chance at happiness you ever had has been ripped away from you. So you’re of a mind to just go murder everyone for it.”
DAMN STRAIGHT! *hmph*
“Emotional Forbidden-Love Dramas” - ARE YOU SAYING I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME WATCHING LESBIAN ROMANCES, NETFLIX? Because if so, well… that’s pretty much spot-on.
That was fab up until the mild transphobia! Damnit, Christoph Waltz. :(
Is it just me, or does Sam Champion’s hubby look like a shaved Andy Samberg?
The “friends who like Glenn Beck” link is actually a pretty complete list of people whom I’ve hidden from my Facebook newsfeed.
#40 I need to see Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. RIGHT NOW.
Drabness of #20-9 (excluding Christoph Waltz’s fabulous little face) entirely made up by 8-1.
This absolutely makes my day. (Someday, I will have my very own kitty sleeve! Until then, this will suffice.)
Ze, you are my favorite Internet.
What a tolerant ol’ fluffball of joy and love! Amazing to retain that sweetness, even after a rough past.
#5 You make me sad. Not everyone who’s gluten intolerant is just doing it for the “trendiness.”
#18 She is wonderful! And she has the most lesbian haircut ever in this photo, which gives me all manner of happy feels.
YES, THANK YOU. Every Christmas, I must do a requisite viewing of Muppet Christmas Carol and a requisite reread of Terry Pratchett’s Hogfather. Them’s the Christmas rules.
Verka Serduchka! Verkaaaaa! Every bit as fabulous as Psy.
#15 I would never need to leave the house again.
This fixes everything!
Summer Anne, you hereby win ALL THE INTERNETS.
Ms. Rice and President Obama would have the most epic basketball games ever. Make it so!
I know where I’m going to retire to. TOMORROW.
(P.S. Katie, even if The Internet vociferously doesn’t agree with your snark article (snarkticle?), you have every right to write it, and certainly shouldn’t be “fired” just ‘cause you picked on pumpkin pie. I hope you manage to enjoy some bit of the day!)
#3 I would eat pumpkin pie year-round if I could! Don’t you be hating on the pumpkin pie. It is my true love.
So much hugging! Wonderful.
Honey badger don’t give a f***.
#16 Hear, hear!
There really might be a musician somewhere in there, underneath all that glitter. Here’s another pretty-ish, stripped-down song of hers.
Pure art. <3
Is his right eyebrow just permanently stuck at a coy half-arch?
I’m usually not bothered by new -ize/-ise words, but “solutionise” is wrong, evil, bad, WRONG!
Tate’s cookies! Yes yes yes. They make a gluten-free cookie, too, which will be my ultimate delicious downfall.
SO HANDSOME IN THEIR LITTLE FACE TUBES.
Voting sticker… and cat!
Whoops! Not cute. Just WTF. (Reaction buttons do not combine well with spazzy clicking.)