3. They lure in unsuspecting passerby with their fluffy tummies.
4. Human hands actually evolved for the sole purpose of serving as golden mole chariots.
6. You can whisper all your secrets into their soft silken fur.
8. They can “swim” through sand. And concrete. And souls.
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