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  • Response to Absolute Worst Name Ever:

    Let's see… Michigan has seen not only Rusty K. (I'm pretty sure he played for the Tigers for a year or two) but also some great politicians- Dick Headlee (I'm NOT kidding) and Dick Posthumus (he was, and I guess we have a lot of Dick politicians, if you get me). Oh yeah, there was a Detroit Lions player a few years back named Harry Colon. I laughed every time they called his name, I still can't figure out why.

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  • Response to 10 People Who Make You Sick:

    Can we add Newt Gingrich? He divorced his first wife (former HS geometry teacher) while she was recovering from uterine cancer surgery. He came to her hospital bed with a divorce agreement he wanted her to sign while she was still 'out of it'. I think that qualifies.

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    2 years ago
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  • Response to The 35 Douchiest Dads:

    As soon as I saw the title of this list, I thought to myself, “All will be right with the world as long as Billy Ray Cyrus is on the list. And, it was so. #1 even! Outstanding list.
    Btw, who is Peter Andre?

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  • Response to Can You Hear This Sound?:

    I heard it, I'm 37, and no sir, I didn't like it.

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  • Response to The Periodic Table of Awesome:

    Chuck Norris, yes. Politics aside, the man is awesome. Bob Saget, hex no. One joke cannot make up for 'Full House' under any circumstances. He needs to be replaced with Samuel L. Jackson.

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