1. Real talk: Setting world records for being good at stuff has been DONE TO DEATH and it is BORING.
Look at me, I can swim / run / gorge myself on hot dogs, I’M SO GREAT.
2. But setting the world record for SUCKING AT SETTING WORLD RECORDS? NOW we’re doing something.
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