1. Real talk: Setting world records for being good at stuff has been DONE TO DEATH and it is BORING.
Look at me, I can swim / run / gorge myself on hot dogs, I’M SO GREAT.
2. But setting the world record for SUCKING AT SETTING WORLD RECORDS? NOW we’re doing something.
- U.S. President Barack Obama and leaders from 20 nations called for doubling clean energy research funding over the next five years at the Paris climate summit 🌍 ›
- The man accused in Friday's Planned Parenthood shooting in Colorado made his first court appearance. Charges are expected to be formally filed on Dec. 9. ›
- And there's a hilarious new rap meme of Pope Francis, thanks to a photo taken over the weekend of him giving his blessing 🙏🎤 ›