14 Motivational Posters That Inspire No One

Posters don’t know you. What gives them the right?! Seriously, you don’t need to read — you need a kick from Lil’ Kicker.

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…if you set your mind to it, you too can be a tree that’s very, very alone.

2.
Sarah G… / Via Flickr: dm-set

…hopefully you’re still in the boat when that finally happens.

3.

…they’re clearly tacos. The answer is always tacos.

4.
Getty / Justin Sullivan

…or a matter of what?! A matter of cheeseburgers? Charts? Charles in Charge?! SOMEONE MOVE THAT BALLOON NOW.

5.

…tomorrow, unfortunately, is going to be rather mediocre.

6.
Kelly Teague / Via Flickr: span112

…and we can only gag with open mouths.

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…and seven days with exercise makes one stupidly sore.

8.
newcorner / Via Shutterstock

…dividing by zero? Licking your elbow? Having a negative mass? All kind of fun.

9.

“…no, not you. The other you. No! The you behind you. Good grief. It’s Carl. We made this sign for Carl. Seriously, man. You need to stop slacking off and do something.”

10.
Daquella manera / Via Flickr: daquellamanera

…but I am just a pole, so don’t place too much value on my opinion.

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…but now it’s hard to breathe because you’re thinking about it. Forget we said anything!

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aaron_anderer / Via Flickr: aaron_anderer

…when you’ve kept calm and done everything else… eat.

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determination (dih-tur-muh-ney-shuh n) N. When someone who really wants to put a picture of a sexy lady in a poster has zero concerns about logic.

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Brett L. / Via Flickr: brettlider

…with the right briefcase, any chess pawn can climb the corporate ladder.

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