…if you set your mind to it, you too can be a tree that’s very, very alone.
…hopefully you’re still in the boat when that finally happens.
…they’re clearly tacos. The answer is always tacos.
…or a matter of what?! A matter of cheeseburgers? Charts? Charles in Charge?! SOMEONE MOVE THAT BALLOON NOW.
…tomorrow, unfortunately, is going to be rather mediocre.
…and we can only gag with open mouths.
…and seven days with exercise makes one stupidly sore.
…dividing by zero? Licking your elbow? Having a negative mass? All kind of fun.
“…no, not you. The other you. No! The you behind you. Good grief. It’s Carl. We made this sign for Carl. Seriously, man. You need to stop slacking off and do something.”
…but I am just a pole, so don’t place too much value on my opinion.
…but now it’s hard to breathe because you’re thinking about it. Forget we said anything!
…when you’ve kept calm and done everything else… eat.
…determination (dih-tur-muh-ney-shuh n) N. When someone who really wants to put a picture of a sexy lady in a poster has zero concerns about logic.