1. Entire sections of your kitchen are dedicated to your hot sauce lineup:
2. You have piles of sauce packets lying around:
3. Your body art is quite specific:
4. You haven't used your blender to make a smoothie in ages:
5. You put hot sauce in your oatmeal because sugar is for the weak:
6. You think Scotch Bonnets are for wimps:
7. You're used to reading warning labels before eating:
8. Even your frozen treats are hot:
9. You have nightmares about this happening:
10. You have trouble finding your food in all the sauce:
11. When your mouth goes numb, it's darn thrilling:
12. You feel a strange connection to others who douse their food in hot sauce:
13. This store knows you by name:
14. You hang terrifyingly awesome paintings of peppers in your apartment:
15. You belong to a Hot Sauce of the Month Club:
16. You laugh maniacally when someone orders anything "without the spice":
