1. Tasty New Kinect
Right out of the gates, the Xbox One comes standard with the new 1080p Kinect. Now watch your fat uncle get fit.
2. Because Jazz Hands
Or Uncle Bruce get frisky.
3. Instantly ready to play.
If only your mom was as easy to turn on.
4. This is you’re living room upon installation.
Mondays… Luckily your a ninja.
5. It’s stunning, complete, and intelligent.
With all that is included form launch with the Xbox One, it’s hard to imagine getting a PS4. Sure, the PS4 is more robust in terms of raw gaming power, but the Xbox One does more for the overall entertainment factor and that’s where the battle counts.
6. Mind. Blown.
“Excuse me, I seem to have messed myself.”