Some people like to handle their TP roll. I'm not too sure it makes them reckless, incorrigible and lazy with the attention span of a goldfish. Just weird!

100% accurate.

If I hang my toilet paper from the roller my dogs come and pull it down then tear it up. I have to keep it in the linen closet and get it out every time I use the bathroom… It drives me nuts :(

Not a single fuck was given that day. Figuratively AND literally.

Wow I'm reckless and lazy, apparently. If I know I'm having company over I'll go ahead and throw the old roll away and put the new one on right, us girls have to keep up appearances.

I have the attention span of a goldfish.