27. We apologize a lot…and for that we are sorry!
26. Our Money Looks Funny
Canadian Tire Bucks!!
25. And sometimes our money is AWESOME!
GLOW IN THE DARK DINOSAUR QUARTERS!!
24. We are known to be polite!
Don’t believe me…check out our graffiti!
22. We have funny names for everyday things!
21. Sometimes Canadian crimes might seem funny to others
20. And sometimes…shit gets real
19. Everyone has their own opinion of us
As do we apparently
18. And we embrace the stereotypes
Even though they are all wrong!
16. And freaking beautiful!
15. We have the greatest outdoor show on earth!
14. Our police ride horses
Gotta love the Mounties!
13. French fries+gravy+cheese curds= The best food Ever
12. Our Tim Hortons have drive thrus!
And we have our own coffee ordering lingo…double double please!
11. We love our Old Dutch chips in a box
There are 2 bags in there..2 BAGS!!!
10. We love our Ketchup chips
Especially our Ketchup Old Dutch Chips in a box with 2 bags in it!!
9. We have milk in a bag
This is not weird to us
8. We take every opportunity to point out Canadian celebrities
You are welcome
7. Sometimes we can be Badass
We ain’t taking that glove off for nobody in the winter..we aren’t freaking crazy!
6. Not all of us speak French
5. We have a Love Hate relationship with the Americans
4. We are loyal friends
Until hockey season!
3. We aren’t arrogant in our Patriotism
2. So Come And Visit And See All The Amazing Things Canada Has To Offer
1. And Once Again….We Are SORRY
Like Super Sorry!!