When we heard the first note of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight,” we wanted to close our eyes and sleep forever.
Level of awkwardness: Audibly farting in an elevator when it’s only you and a single stranger.
When we saw the flower petals start to drop, we wanted to pick them all up and arrange them nicely in front of our faces.
Level of awkwardness: Forgetting someone’s name right before you have to introduce them to a friend.
When the car sex scene commenced, all we wanted to do was drive away.
Level of awkwardness: Walking in on your parents.
4. Any episode of True Blood
Whenever things got real racy on True Blood, we wanted to put a stake right through our own heart.
Level of awkwardness: Sitting down for “the talk” because you walked in on your parents.
We wished we had a diamond-encrusted eye mask to put on when the guys took their trip to funky town.
Level of awkwardness: Having your parents walk in on you.
When we watched this entire movie and just wanted to change our address to 123 Living Under a Rock Road From Now On, Embarrassingville, NY 10012.
Level of awkwardness: Being involved in a very public, and very loud “conscious uncoupling.”
When an imaginary hot and heavy scene between teacher and student became too much to handle, all we wanted to do was drop out of school.
Level of awkwardness: Laughing alone, five minutes after a joke was told, because you really didn’t get it at first.
8. Any episode of Girls
Whenever any of the girls got down, we wanted to take the elevator all the way to the top floor and stay there for a really, really, really long time.
Level of awkwardness: Getting caught talking to your cat when you thought no one else was home.
When we watched the “big stick” scene, all we wanted was a very high tree with a few branches to climb up.
Level of awkwardness: Accidentally liking an ex’s tweet when you no longer follow them on Twitter.
We wanted to pull the sheets over our head when Nicolas Cage and Elizabeth Shue gambled with love.
Level of awkwardness: Sending a nasty gossip text about a certain someone to that certain someone.
11. The Lucky One
When the shower scene got real steamy, all we wanted to do was cool off. Alone. By ourselves. Forever.
Level of awkwardness: Flipping someone off on the road and immediately getting stuck next to them at a red light.
12. Any episode of Game Of Thrones
Whenever things got racy on Game of Thrones, we wanted winter to hurry up and end so things weren’t as uncomfortable.
Level of awkwardness: Using a fake ID to get into a bar and running into your teacher who’s there on a date with someone who’s not their spouse.