1. Because Justin Bieber doesn’t know how to use headphones.
They’re not plugged in.
6. …aggro Justin Bieber fans…
8. Because men are afraid of women who love Fiona Apple’s “Criminal.”
12. Because Feat. is the most popular artist these days.
25. Because everyone is begging to be a DJ, no matter the situation.
29. Because Macklemore.
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