1.
All you did was ask if they knew where that tool was in Photoshop Elements.
2.
All you said was "Did you see what this guy said on Twitter?" and they came over to look at your screen in real life.
3.
All you did was miss an apostrophe, and they said: "You've missed an apostrophe there, mate" and pointed.
4.
They just needed to say "click on the Expert tab" and this never would have happened.
5.
They could have looked at Twitter on their own screen all the way over there.
6.
They could have let you look like a DICK who doesn't understand apostrophes.
7.
They touched the screen.
8.
"Click here," they said. "On the Expert tab."
10.
Their disgusting human finger.
13.
Now you have to ~throw down~
23.
"Just... Just pass me a fucking wipe."
