10. Hot dog legs.
Are they legs or hot dogs? Honestly, who cares. You had to go outside in the sun to take both of those photos. Remember outside? It’s the place you forgot in February.
9. Blue sky
Make sure you find some streaky clouds so it’s clearly not just a blue duvet you hung up in the lounge.
8. Green grass
If you’re going to the effort to frolic you want people to know you frolicked. If a tree falls in the forest…
7. Cat on a thing
Just any cat, really. If you find one lolling about in a sunbeam though you get an A+ on your summer report.
6. Friend on a thing
If you’ve never pretended to hover above something can you truly say you’ve done summer correctly?
5. Thing on a thing
If you go a whole summer without finding a ladybird on a thing we may as well all go home.
4. Laptop in a dark room
Sometimes you do summer so hard you just need to hide your burnt face behind some Arrested Development.
3. Greatest thing
Just. Just look at that. You lined up behind 50 kids and their grandmas to get this thing.
2. Saddest thing
This special code on the pavement means someone went home in tears.
1. Sweetest thing
What else are you going to eat while looking at blue skies, green grass, and things on things?