Are you an athlete? Or are scholarly pursuits your thing?
You need to save the world in either way!
Been schooled in more than just potions.
Because not everyone is in Gryffindor or Slytherin, you know!
“I’ll teach the lot and treat them just the same.”
“The ones that love us never really leave us.”
There might be a reason for your partners obsessions with snakes and black-haired youths.
J.K. Rowling gets real, man. Real real.
Prove yourselves, Potterheads.
Because the wand chooses the wizard.
Have a seat, serpent friends. Gryffindor House has a few questions for you.
Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.
Wit beyond measure is woman’s greatest treasure.
For neither can live while the other survives.
Are you more Barty Crouch Sr. or Bathilda Bagshot?
Asking the important questions, obviously.
Hagrid, Snape, or McGonagall?
I solemnly swear that I will not fold down page corners.