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Which Tory Would You Rather Shag, Marry, Or Duel?

An important (and surprisingly difficult) series of questions.

1. David Cameron, Boris Johnson, or George Osborne?

2. Michael Gove with glasses, Michael Gove without glasses, or Michael Gove having a long, cool drink of water?

3. Zac Goldsmith, Jeremy Hunt, or Sajid Javid?

4. Jacob Rees-Mogg, Nicholas Soames, or the ghost of Neville Chamberlain?

5. Philip Hammond, Iain Duncan Smith, or the statue of Margaret Thatcher?

6. David Cameron, Winston Churchill (alive), or Margaret Thatcher (also alive)?

7. William Hague, Oliver Letwin, or Michael Fallon?

8. Pitt the Younger, Pitt the Elder, or David Cameron?

9. Jacob Rees-Mogg holding a fluffy toy, George Osborne with the red box, or the young Tory delegate hit by an egg at the Conservative party conference?