1. This pretty cruel Valentine to a deployed soldier.
2. This message of love which doubles as a polite comment on personal hygiene.
3. This biting critique on Valentine's Day as a whole.
"Ghosts are white / And vampires are dead / Valentine's would be better / If it were Halloween instead."
4. This slightly alarming love message.
5. This kid who knows something his parents don't.
6. One son's touching drawing of his mother with her one true love.
My Valentine card from my son. See how he's captured the true love in my life #ValentinesDay
7. The best love is specific love.
LOL, a Valentine's Day card from my son in 2004.
8. This brutally honest heart-to-heart dialogue: "I want you to know you have a fat heart." / "It's love!" / "You eat too much junk food."
@RebelWilson @AnnaKendrick47 My "Pitch" perfect valentine's day card from my 8 yr old son.Thanks for the inspiration!
9. One six-year-old's apologetic Valentine.
Just got this valentine from my 6yo daughter. What does this say about me as a father?
10. Kody's encouraging Valentine's Day gift to his teacher.
11. And another student's less encouraging Valentine.
12. This one, from a child who loves her mother, despite all the hormones.
13. This child with enough love for his whole family, and one more.
14. This appreciative Valentine to a daddy who "makes the best craps".
15. This beautiful hand-drawn picture which says a thousand words.
16. This, message, which, uh, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
17. This promising young scientist's beautiful message of love.
"Your not just any Atomic number 67. Your my atomic number 67."
18. Nothing says romance like "Die the most painful death."
19. The child who loves his teacher, despite her limitations.
20. Brendan, who loves his mother for all the right reasons.
21. Because "you take my breath away" is so much more romantic than "you forcibly suck my soul from my body."
22. This completely honest love.
23. This daughter who loves her father only a little bit less than her mother.
24. This most tragic love.
