In an independent Scotland, life's little hassles will fade away.
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In an independent Scotland your biscuit will never fall into your cup of tea. Not that that just happened to me or anything. #VoteYes
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In an Independent Scotland there will always be enough beer on offer for your trip to the shop not to be in vain. ਲ Peroni! #yaldy #voteyes
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In an independent Scotland, you won't ever stub your toe. #VoteYes
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In an independent Scotland you will, NEVER, never again get a pistachio nut that his'nae opened up. Oh Yaaaaaaaass. #VoteYes #Indyref
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Wondering if ironing will be banned in an independent Scotland!! #nicolasturgeon - what do you think!!!! I live in hope!!
In an independent Scotland, everything will be better, including people.
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In an independent Scotland I will stop being an argumentative cunt.
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In an independent Scotland, can we get rid of the wankers on trains who sit at a 4 seated table when there's only 1 of them?
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@mrewanmurray All pencils will be full of lead and very sharp in an independent Scotland.
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In an independent Scotland, nobody will do that thing where you wash a spoon under the tap and water goes everywhere.
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@AngrySalmond In an independent Scotland, will all Edinburgh busses be as comfortable as the number 100 airport bus?
Everything will be wondrous and magical in an independent Scotland.
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In an independent Scotland birds will fire lasers out their fannies
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In an independent Scotland Irn Bru will replace the running water in all households
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no sun in an independent scotland; we move underground to join the mole men
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In an independent Scotland the national football team will qualify for a major tournament #VoteYes
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I hope we will get lots of chicken nuggets in an independent Scotland
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An independent Scotland means no more holes in doughnuts.
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In an independent Scotland, jobbies will always be "clean breaks". Oh yaaaaaaaassss! #VoteYes #Indyref
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All our forests will grow tall and high saving the planet cos naebody will have tae wipe their arse. #VoteYes #Indyref
An independent Scotland will be full of music and dancing.
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.@WeAreNational in an independent Scotland ceilidhs outside public buildings will be compulsory #thingsthenationalistsdonttellyou
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@severincarrell of course. In an independent Scotland, all keyboard solos will be 20 mins long...
In an independent Scotland, the Irn-Bru will flow freely.
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In an independent Scotland, there will be free Irn Bru ice lollies for all!
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In an independent Scotland will irn bru be available on prescription?
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In an independent Scotland, Irn-Bru will make aftershave and Buckfast will make perfume.
In an independent Scotland, everyone's most cherished dreams will at last come true.
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In an independent Scotland your five a day will be switched from vegetables to varied alcohol
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Shortbread will be the currency in an independent Scotland.
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See in an independent Scotland, will I (a 27 year old man) be able to grow facial hair?
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in an independent scotland we'll have a tv channel that broadcasts nothing but braveheart 24/7 #VoteYesScotland #indyref
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