1.Your significant other wears unflattering wooly jumpers.
2.On most weekends, your S.O. can be found wearing sexy red dresses and dancing with a gun.
3.It's 2015 and your significant other still uses a landline.
4.Your partner wears trench coats 365 days a year.
5.Your significant other exits all rooms by rappelling out the window while clutching an indestructable briefcase.
6.Your significant other wears lots of hats.
7.Your significant other's favourite activity is reading large newspapers in parks.
8.Your S.O. just loves watching other people play video games.
9.Your S.O. goes up to people on the phone and puts a glass on their heads.
10.Whenever you decide to go on holiday together, your S.O. always suggests climbing ladders in the countryside.
11.Your partner often visits libraries, but never checks out any books.
12.Your significant other insists on wearing sunglasses when it is not sunny, and uses an umbrella when it is not raining.
13.You have only ever seen your partner's eye through a keyhole in a wall made out of technology.
14.When you call to your S.O. that dinner is ready, he simply tears a hole in the wall with his bare hands, and stares at you.
15.When you ask him nicely to empty the dishwasher, he does the same.
16.Your S.O. frequently drives to windfarms and looks through binoculars in low-cut blouses.
17.When she is not at windfarms, she crawls with her binoculars through hedgerows with her bum in the air.
18.When someone asks your S.O. why he insists on rappelling out of windows, he draws a gun on them.
19.Your S.O. is a nightmare at picnics.
20.When you suggest visiting your parents as a couple for the weekend, your significant other simply puts on a pair of fishnet stockings, sits with her massive gun, and closes her eyes.
21.Your significant other has been known to emerge from iPads to look at people with binoculars.
22.Your significant other is constantly looking at a tiny man standing in the palm of his hand through a magnifying glass.
23.When you ask your S.O. for computer help, he will usually just crawl underneath the desk with his mouth open.
24.Every single date night, your S.O. climbs into a wheelie bin on the way to the restaurant, starts taking pictures, and makes you late for your reservation.
25.When your S.O. covers himself with grass and goes for a walk with his binoculars, he never comes back in a good mood.
26.You have never seen your significant other's face.
27.And finally, your significant other has a camera instead of a head.
