1. This lady and her miserable, stinking foot.
2. This effing bike.
3. This nearly incomprehensible level of laziness.
4. These shoppers who should be shot into space.
5. Followed by these parents, who will probably block everyone else's view from the spacecraft.
6. The person who put this ice tray back in the freezer.
7. The absolute horror of this toothpaste situation.
8. Roommates who do this.
who will be the roommate to finally cave and empty the trash??? updates to come
Fuck you.
9. And then do this.
10. The kind of person who would rather craft a bowl out of a paper plate than wash one.
S/o to my roommate for making me a bowl for my cereal out of a paper plate cuz I'm too lazy to wash dishes. #college
11. A butter stick.
12. Kids who do this.
13. This person who is some unwelcome combination of cheeky and disgusting.
14. People who leave their tables like this.
15. Or this.
16. And people who just say "hey, yeah, that's where that goes" then drive off in their stupid fucking cars.
17. Parents who leave gifts behind for the next customer.
18. This most enraging sight of all.
It seems pretty logical to me that if you use the dishes you clean them after said usage right? Not to my roommate
19. People who think the wonders of nature should just fuck right off.
20. Being trapped, with your blood pressure steadily rising.
21. Dickheads who don't care about wasting food OR other people's time.
22. This miserable trick.
23. This super hilarious graffitti in a children's playground.
24. This absolute rebel.
25. This trap.
26. This parking job by someone who doesn't think there should be happiness in the world.
27. And whatever clever asshole decided to pay their bill like this.
