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Because the kinds of people who don't want CRITICAL ADVICE from IT leaders must be obnoxious know-it-alls.
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People who don't want to set goals on this fitness website obviously lack ambition.
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Anyone who would rather refrain from this weekly newsletter despise creativity.
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Don't want to read an article that you can only see if you hand over your email address? Fine, continuing poisoning yourself. See if we care.
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Don't want email updates? You are a show-off and an idiot.
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It's not clear what the point of this form is, but it is clear that if you disagree, it's because you're a dick.
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If you don't want to subscribe, you must be the kind of person who likes to fail a job interview.
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Don't want to send your loved ones subscriptions of Men's Health? WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR FAMILY?
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This one pretty much says, "Disagree? You are a disgrace to your people."
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Not interested in cocktail advice? Oh, OK, just go ahead and continue being an embarrassment to your friends.
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Don't want yet another weekly email? No wonder you're so bad at your job.
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Click to win this treadmill unless you're a fucking loser.
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Don't want to rate the app? Oh, must be because you love ignorance.
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SUBSCRIBE OR YOU WILL NEVER BE SUCCESSFUL IN ANYTHING THAT YOU ATTEMPT.
