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When it refuses to make up its damn mind.
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When its thesaurus feature pulls this shit.
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When it tries to make you look like a fool.
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When it keeps shoving your graph into the margins for no apparent reason.
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When it plays fast and loose with the basic rules of English grammar.
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When it wants you to fail your essay.
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When it's clearly just having a laugh with its suggestions.
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When its grammar is far from the "trustworthiest."
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No but seriously, when it tries to pull this shit.
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When it can't resist a bit of irony.
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When it wants you to know it's taking your work very, very seriously.
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When it lets you know it's got a foul mouth.
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When it tries to make you look like a terrible parent.
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When it wants to let you to know just how much it hates your biochemistry homework.
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When it suddenly decides it shouldn't be easy to look up a word.
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When it constantly tries to make you sound dumb.
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When you just want to get some work done and it goes all existential on you.
18.
When it's clearly drunk and messing with you.
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When it gets aaaaaall pretentious.
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When it makes its intentions clear.
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When it knows just how to drive you to madness.
