Holy Crap Watch This Video Of Some Guy Doing Archery

Step aside, Katniss Everdeen. And say hello to Lars.

This is a video of a Danish man called Lars Andersen fucking shit up with his badass archery skills.

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In his amazing video, Lars shares the secret to shooting arrows like a murderous woodland elf.

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Basically, modern archers are using unwieldy quivers instead of holding their arrows in their hands like badasses, are shooting from the wrong side of the bow, and are basically fucking terrible compared to Lars Andersen.

Here's Lars, just casually SHOOTING A PULL TAB HE HAS TOSSED IN THE AIR.

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Lars!!!

Here he is again, catching an arrow that has just been fired at him WHILE JUMPING (???) and then shooting the arrow at a target. All before hitting the ground.

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LARS.

Here he is, shooting three arrows in 0.6 seconds, and then landing like a goddamn ballerina.

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Let's just say you wouldn't want to be a dragon in Lars Andersen's medieval kingdom.

Oh, did we mention that our #1 man Lars can split an incoming arrow in half as it flies through the air?

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Lars, you're too much!

People: YOU HAVE BEEN DOING ARCHERY WRONG FOR YOUR ENTIRE ELF LIVES.

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YOU ARE MEANT TO DO ARCHERY WHILE HANGING UPSIDE DOWN AND ON ROLLERBLADES.

In another video focusing on speed, our man Lars takes out more targets in less time than "movie hero Legolas" in one of the Lord of the Rings films.

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Fuck you, Legolas.

In conclusion, Lars Andersen is the kind of guy who can shoot a bear's head off with his foot.

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BuzzFeed has reached out to Lars for comment, because he can shoot a bear's head off with his foot.