1.
The "Some Guy Just Tried to Push His Way Onto a Crowded Train and Got Trapped in the Doors" Face.
2.
The "Oh God the Central Line in Summer is a Hellish Pit of Fire" Face.
3.
The "It's So Crowded I Accidentally Just Brushed That Man's Balls With My Hand" Face.
4.
The "I Can Hear My Train Arriving But I'm Going to Miss It Because This Dickhead is Blocking the Whole Escalator" Face.
5.
The "Oh Look, a Wanker Wearing a Backpack on a Crowded Train" Face.
6.
The "FOUR MINUTES UNTIL MY TRAIN?!" Face.
7.
The "Is Seriously NOBODY Going to Give Up Their Seat for That Old Lady?!" Face.
8.
The "The Train Has Stopped, the Doors Have Opened, and I Need to Get Off but This Guy is in My Fucking Way" Face.
9.
The "DOG ON THE TUBE! DOG ON THE TUBE!" Face.
10.
The "EX ON THE TUBE. EX ON THE TUBE." Face.
11.
The "Yaaassss I Stood in Exactly the Right Place on the Platform" Face.
12.
The "Why Can't People Just Be Reasonable and Move Down the Carriage?" Face.
13.
The "Standing at the Back of the Carriage by the Open Window With the Wind Making My Hair Look Fabulous" Face.
14.
The "Changing Trains at Bank at Rush Hour" Face.
15.
The "Oh God I Got on the Wrong Branch of the Northern Line" Face.
16.
The "That Woman Has Put Her Handbag on the Only Empty Seat" Face.
17.
The "Why Did I Try to Take the Stairs at Covent Garden?!" Face.
18.
The "I Had to Take the Last Train on a Friday Night and Now My Carriage is Full of Fuckboys" Face.
19.
The "If I Fall Asleep I'll End up in Amersham, and Nobody Wants That" Face.
20.
The "Someone's Been Sick at the End of This Carriage" Face.
21.
The "Person in Front of Me Can't Find Their Oyster Card So They're Just Blocking the Ticket Barriers Like a Bellend" Face.
22.
The "Completely Zoned Out and Followed the Crowd in the Wrong Direction" Face.
23.
The "That Person is Standing WAY Beyond the Yellow Line" Face.
24.
The "I Can't Get to Work Because There Are Too Many Tourists in the Way" Face.
25.
The "Signal Failure" Face.
26.
The "Rail Replacement Service" Face.
27.
And finally, the "Heh, Heh, Cockfosters" Face.
