1. Marge would like to sit in your garden, and then have a tummy tickle.
She’s waiting for you at the Bromsgrove Blue Cross shelter near Birmingham.
3. Jevarna would like to appear frequently in your Instagram feed.
She’s at the North London Adoption Centre.
5. Buju is very likely to be the most beautiful cat you have ever seen.
He’s at the Battersea Dogs & Cats Home.
7. Dexter would like you to boop him riiiiight there on the nose.
He’s just over a year old, and awaits your boop at the Blue Cross shelter in Cambridge.
9. Lilly is quite frankly astonished that her cheeks could be this chubby and yet you have not come to tickle them yet.
She will forgive you as soon as you ring up the Cambridge Blue Cross shelter to arrange for an adoption.
11. Lovely Jasper is waiting for you, very, very patiently.
Find him at the West Yorkshire Blue Cross shelter.
12. Jon Snow knows one thing, and one thing only: There is a little warm patch on the stairs of your home where the heating comes through, and that is where he would like to be sleeping as soon as possible.
He would like to meet you at the Blue Cross rehoming centre in Tiverton, Devon.
13. Have you noticed the 1-year-old Scamp’s little bitty white toes?
No? Go to Coleg Gwenk Blue Cross shelter, near Cardiff, to see them in person.
15. Seven-year-old Poppy promises never, ever to wake you up before you’d like to be woken up.
Find her at the Shuttleworth College Blue Cross rehoming centre in Bedfordshire.
17. Thomas is 16 years old but as sweet as ever.
19. Sox would like to you to cancel your weekend plans and stay in and scratch under her chin instead.
She’s at the Southampton Blue Cross rehoming centre.
20. Crunchie is quite frankly the perfect cat.
Find him at the Old Windsor centre of the Battersea Dogs & Cats Home.
22. Jaffa would like to help you with your paperwork.
He’s a very good assistant. Find him at the Manchester & Salford branch of the RSPCA.
24. Billy pretty much just wants a hug. (And a home for life.)
He’s at the Northiam Blue Cross rehoming centre in East Sussex.