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(S\\u00ed, eso es un delf\\u00edn.)

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(Yes, that's a dolphin.)

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T\\u00edpico.

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Typical.

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20:45:38","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.75\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"15\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"39 Renaissance Babies Who Can't Even\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1418165628,\n \"job_id\" : \"13290312\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"\\\"Esta vaca y todas estas personas necesitan irse a la mierda ahora mismo\\\". \\u00e2\\u0080\\u0093 Este beb\\u00e9.\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1416070\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3539727\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4441387\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"\\\"This cow and all these people need to fuck off right now.\\\" \\u00e2\\u0080\\u0093 This baby.\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/09/2014 20:45:38","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.40\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n 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Nada, no pasa nada.\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1416070\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3539727\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4441406\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"Can this baby even? No, it cannot even.\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/09/2014 20:45:40","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.50\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"10\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"39 Renaissance Babies Who Can't Even\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1418165638,\n \"job_id\" : \"13290472\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"Este beb\\u00e9 desea que estos otros dos beb\\u00e9s se relajen.\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1416070\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3539727\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4441567\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"This one baby wishes these other two babies would chillllll.\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/09/2014 20:45:40","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.85\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"17\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"39 Renaissance Babies Who Can't Even\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1418165637,\n \"job_id\" : \"13290456\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"Este beb\\u00e9 est\\u00e1 en plan: \\\"\\u00a1\\u00bfQu\\u00e9 co\\u00f1o est\\u00e1s haciendo aqu\\u00ed?! 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\"1416070\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3539727\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4441572\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"Like WTF are adults even DOING most of the time.\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/09/2014 20:45:40","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.10\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"2\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"39 Renaissance Babies Who Can't Even\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1418165638,\n \"job_id\" : \"13290475\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"Los adultos est\\u00e1n prohibidos.\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1416070\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3539727\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4441768\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"Ban adults.\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/09/2014 20:45:40","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.45\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"9\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"39 Renaissance Babies Who Can't Even\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1418165639,\n \"job_id\" : \"13290486\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"Todos y cada uno de estos beb\\u00e9 lo han superado.\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1416070\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3539727\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4441764\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"Every single one of these babies is over it.\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/09/2014 20:45:40","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.25\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : 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carajo?\\\"\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1416070\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3539727\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4443860\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"\\\"Like, the actual fuck?\\\"\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/09/2014 20:45:41","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.15\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"3\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"39 Renaissance Babies Who Can't Even\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1418165638,\n \"job_id\" : \"13290471\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"\\\"Nada. Que le den\\\".\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1416070\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3539727\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4441765\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"\\\"Just, fuck it.\\\"\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/09/2014 20:45:41","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.15\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"3\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"39 Renaissance Babies Who Can't Even\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1418165639,\n \"job_id\" : \"13290478\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"\\\"Que le den por saco\\\".\",\n \"order_id\" : \"1416070\",\n \"lc_tgt\" : \"es\",\n \"custom_data\" : \"{\\n \\\"buzz_id\\\" : \\\"3539727\\\",\\n \\\"type\\\" : \\\"text\\\",\\n \\\"id\\\" : \\\"4441570\\\",\\n \\\"field\\\" : \\\"title\\\"\\n}\\n\",\n \"tier\" : \"standard\",\n \"eta\" : -1,\n \"body_src\" : \"\\\"Fuck it all.\\\"\",\n \"auto_approve\" : \"f\"\n}\n"},{"data":"","received":"12/09/2014 20:45:41","message":"{\n \"credits\" : \"0.30\",\n \"status\" : \"approved\",\n \"callback_url\" : \"\",\n \"unit_count\" : \"6\",\n \"currency\" : \"USD\",\n \"slug\" : \"39 Renaissance Babies Who Can't Even\",\n \"lc_src\" : \"en\",\n \"ctime\" : 1418165638,\n \"job_id\" : \"13290470\",\n \"body_tgt\" : \"

\\\"Esto ya me tiene harto\\\".

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\\\"I'm taking a piss right here.\\\"

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39 bebés del renacimiento que están cansados de todo

1. Este odia todo.

2. Este bebé ya no puede más.

3. Este bebé ya no le importa nada.

4. Este ya ha tenido suficiente con su familia de psicópatas.

5. Este bebé está completamente harto de tocar la cítara mientras monta un delfín.

6. Este bebé no puede creer que sus padres no se hayan dado cuenta de que el diablo lo está secuestrando y remplazando por un niño cambiado.

7. Este bebé simplemente no puede con estos horribles matones.

¿Pero te puedes quedar quieto?

8. Este bebé no está feliz con el acuerdo actual.

9. "Malditas águilas". Este bebé.

10. "Malditos búhos". Este bebé.

11. "Esta vaca y todas estas personas necesitan irse a la mierda ahora mismo". Este bebé.

12. Este bebé simplemente no puede con este estúpido juego.

13. Este bebé simplemente no esperaba que hoy lo envolvieran en papel higiénico.

Simplemente no es lo que necesitaba esta mañana.

14. Este bebé simplemente no puede con esta mujer desnuda tirándole monedas.

15. Estos niños ya están hartos de ser cabezas voladoras.

"Joooooooooooooooopelines".

16. Este bebé simplemente quiere que todo pare.

17. Paraaaaaaaaa.

18. ¡Simplemente paraaaaaaaaa!

19. Este bebé odia las manzanas.

20. Todos hemos sido este bebé en la fiesta.

😐

21. Este bebé quiere que esta chica se compre un maldito atril.

22. Estos bebés no pueden con sus enormes cabezas hinchadas.

23. ¿Puedes culpar a este bebé por tomar vino en este momento?

24. Este bebé no puede con esta barba.

25. Ninguno de estos bebés puede con el mamoncete del columpio.

26. Este bebé literalmente no podría importarle menos.

27. ¿Qué pasa con tu rollo? Nada, no pasa nada.

28. Este bebé desea que estos otros dos bebés se relajen.

29. Este bebé está en plan: "¡¿Qué coño estás haciendo aquí?! Literalmente soy Jesucristo".

30. Este bebé no puede con los adultos.

31. En serio, pasando de los adultos.

32. En plan: qué coño HACEN los adultos la mayor parte del tiempo.

33. Los adultos están prohibidos.

34. Todos y cada uno de estos bebés odian todo.

35. Este bebé ya está en plan, "¿pero qué leches?"

"¿pero qué carajo?"

36. "Nada. Que le den".

37. "Que le den por saco".

38. "Porque todo esto es literalmente lo peor".

39. #SorryNotSorry

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