A Very British Round Of F#@k, Marry, Kill

    Remember, whatever you choose will definitely happen.

    Hannah Jewell
    by Hannah Jewell

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Benedict Cumberbatch, Ed Sheeran, and Amal Alamuddin Clooney

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    Jeremy Kyle, Jeremy Clarkson, and Piers Morgan

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    Ed Miliband, David Cameron, and Nigel Farage

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    Tetley, PG Tips, and Yorkshire Gold

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    Charles Dickens, Jane Austen, and Emily Brontë

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    Simon Cowell, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini, Mel B, and Louis Walsh

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    Idris Elba, Tom Daley, and Matt Lewis (aka Neville Longbottom)

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    Hobnobs, Jaffa Cakes, and Jammie Dodgers

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    Winston Churchill, Nelson, and Henry VIII

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    The Northern Line, the M1, and one of those hovercrafts that goes to the Isle of Wight

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    The Shard, North Sea oil, and a nice cup of tea

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