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18 Types Of Student In Every College Class

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1. The Kiss-Ass

Grade Level: Freshman
Distinctive Trait: Regurgitates exactly what the professor just said in attempt to seem super-smart.

2. The Cheater

Grade Level: Any
Distinctive Trait: Sits absurdly close to you on test days.

3. The Nightcrawler

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Grade Level: Second Semester Senior
Distinctive Trait: Only appears on syllabus day, the midterm, and the final.

4. The Show-Off

Grade Level: Freshman
Distinctive Trait: How do you spot a freshman that got an A on a test? Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.

5. The Late-Comer

Grade Level: Senior
Distinctive Trait: No matter what time of day or how important the subject matter is, this person shows up, Starbucks in hand, in the middle of the class and not-so-subtly tries to sneak in from the back.

6. The Spirit Leader

Grade Level: Super Senior
Distinctive Trait: Known to say, “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.”

7. The Early Bird

Grade Level: Freshman
Distinctive Trait: Not only chooses to have an 8 a.m. class on Friday, but shows up 10 minutes early with way too much enthusiasm.

8. The Frat Star

Grade Level: Super Senior
Distinctive Trait: Virtually always hungover and can typically be heard bragging about the most recent epic party or their “choice” to take a fifth year.

9. The Burger King

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Grade Level: Senior
Distinctive Trait: This person always brings in a smelly food item to class, typically of the pizza or burrito variety.

10. The Facebook Fiend

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Grade Level: Junior
Distinctive Trait: They are constantly looking over their shoulders to make sure that the TA isn’t hovering behind them. You can typically hear them giggling to themselves over photos of their besties taken at someone’s 21st birthday party.

11. The Master Debater

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Grade Level: Freshman
Distinctive Trait: Enjoys attempting to verbally spar the professor, unaware of how annoying and factually incorrect they are.

12. The Comfort King

Grade Level: Senior
Distinctive Trait: Has an overabundance of pajama attire that they wear in rotation to each and every class.

13. The Creative Excuse Expert

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Grade Level: Typically upperclassmen
Distinctive Trait: Will create a reason (however implausible) to email the class roster to get notes from the entire semester.

14. The Captain Of Clubs

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Grade Level: Junior
Distinctive Trait: Can be found cornering younger students in attempt to get them to join an obscure club that they started for the sole purpose of padding their resume.

15. The Not-So-Subtle Stoner

Grade Level: Any
Distinctive Trait: Bloodshot eyes, giggling, and always trying to grab a seat next to The Burger King.

16. The Flash

Grade Level: Junior / Senior
Distinctive Trait: The minute class is over they are running for the door like someone pulled the fire alarm.

17. The Sleeper

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Grade Level: Second Semester Junior
Distinctive Trait: Can’t manage too keep their eyes open for more than 45 seconds, usually due to working a full course load, a part-time job, and applying for unpaid internships.

18. You

Grade Level: Any
Distinctive Trait: Actually normal.

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