
Source: dailymail.co.uk
Ima firin mah lazor over norway!
Hilltop rave?
Actually, you know it's actually God Backing Up Earth Using Apple Time Machine, before it's demolished for interstellar highway.
Well, I'm Norwegian, and I can assure you that, seeing how we're not enlightened Americans, we collectively bowed down before this heavenly apparition as our new celestial overlord. It's not like we concluded after a couple of hours that it was a stray Russian missile, while the rest of the world press kept reporting it as a deep mystery. Maybe had we been enlightened Americans…
Rocket, my ass. This is a dimensional portal and EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. This is like those BS deflections of UFO reports where they're like “It was just Venus refracting through swamp gas.” Liars! You watch, some shit is about to go down.
Damn you Ratchet and Clank. Those new weapons are amazing.
Explanation
To the nondescript drab colored FBI mobile, Scully.
it's the reflection of light that occurs when Miley Cyrus and Lady Ga Ga get together?
If I see “Three Wolf Moon” one more time, I'm gonna puke my balls out through my mouth.
3 Wolf Portal :P
Needs moar lens flare.
got to admit
Blame it on the Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha- Ha-Ha-Hadron!
I MISSED MY TIME PORTAL!
Again! Dammit!!
RUSSIANS!
He was “guessing” it was a rocket, I'm going with “portal to space town”.
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