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8 Costumes That Probably Won't Get You Laid
You might think it's funny but chances are everyone else thinks you're an ass and will refuse to sleep with you. Avoid these costumes if you would like someone to see your genitals on Halloween.
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1. Crappy Charlie Brown Ghost
Have you ever seen "It's the great pumpkin Charlie brown"? He never got laid with this costume and neither will you.
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2. Poo
Most people don't like their own poo. Why would they want to touch someone dressed as someone else's poo?
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3. The Used Pad
Don't be this guy
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4. Genitals
You're just telling the world what a dick you are or vagina if that's the costume you chose.
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5. Austin Powers
No, baby!
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6. Anyone From Star Trek
Everyone knows that Star Wars is cooler. A good stormtrooper costume will get you a solid hour in the sack.
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7. Insect
Nobody likes bugs
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8. Ben Roethlisberger
Please refer to #3
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