I’m with Cookie Monster. I don’t get it.
I’m with Cookie Monster. I don’t get it.
I just don’t understand who has this kind of time, especially if the relationships have any depth. I get exhausted just maintaining multiple friendships. But I suppose we make time for what we care about.
That was as unsettling as I thought it would be.
Why? Must be a 20-something thing.
Some people don’t get that two things can be true: You can love kids and not what to be a parent at the same time. So when gush over someone’s baby because you are compelled to, they are all like, “Oh, you’d make a great mom” or “One day, this will be you.” It’s like, no fuck you. Can’t I just enjoy your baby without you trying to shove one into me? Behind my smile is the knowledge that I can hand this baby back to you and go literally anywhere I want. Deuces!
This is my life, with two exceptions — I don’t make others the butt of my jokes and, most importantly, I never, never explain my jokes or the references in them. I literally rework it in my head and tell it to some one else. Life is exhausting, but hilarious.
Loved it! The tension played out perfectly. PS Quinta was drunk. She knows better.
I agree. It’s the self-trained acrobats trying to balance themselves without sitting who are getting piss on the toilet seat anyway. And when you encase the toilet seat with paper and you try and flush it — guess what? You fucked up Starbucks for everyone. You’re making it worse. It you want to wrap up the toilet seat please use one layer and for Godssake, but do not hover. Concentrate on wrapping up your damn tampons and closing the lid on the frickin’ garbage so I don’t have to see how you didn’t bother.
I don’t understand. I don’t talk to people all the time and they don’t kiss me. What does a person not have to do to get kissed?
Kate’s going to go back home and be like, “Get me the Prime Minister. We are going to war. Americans be trippin’.”
I used to be able to do this, but the notes aren’t as sharp as they used to be :(
This was well done. My gripe is that her friend waited in until she was in front of a bunch of randoms to tell her that she was getting married and that they were leaving. After we got home, I’d be like, “I just want to say again, congrats gurl. So happy for you. But…um… you couldn’t have told me that shit like, what, an hour before we got there? I love you, but that was kind of fucked up.”
Great job on this! One of the most natural performances so far. Bravo!
These would be much better if the plots made sense and were things that could actually happen. And I’m not saying it should only be Andrew in these, but — actually, yes, that’s what I’m saying. No offense, which means I mean to cause great offense.
Best one of these so far. Remember, the final step to the make up is to NEVER FORGET WHAT THAT BITCH DID TO YOU JUST BURY IT UNTIL YOU NEED TO REFERENCE IT AGAIN.
I think some liberties were taken here, most notably the use of the word “PHENOMENAL.”
While I know that this is a case of the grass always being greener, as a woman who is 5’ 10”, from where I stand on the ball has always been in a shorter woman’s court. That being said, I thought the perk was being short itself.
“Have you heard of Buzzfeed? No? It’s just this site I go to, like, once a week or something — when I stumble across it. Anyway…”
I love that the dolls looks just as confused/horrified as I do right now. Phill’s girlfriend looks like, “Eww. What the fuck?”
I love how she asked that question at the end as if it were deep and thought-provoking. Like, “Both of these men are happily married fathers. Yet, one is a homicidal maniac. Can you tell the difference?” Now I’m thinking, “Oh my! Would I know a murderer if I saw one? What does that say about how I choose people to be in my life?” That is thought provoking. Whether I can I tell if some naked woman’s tits are real or fake using a heat-seeking camera remarkably is not a useful dilemma to ponder.
Is #4 a real teen (14-18) or a movie teen (23-33)? In summary, he look like a grown-ass man to me.
Fail. How can they forget pregnancy (sometimes) and menopause?