20 Songs We Probably Shouldn't Have Been Singing In Our Parents' Backseats

"Hey Mom, can you turn this up? I really identify with the lackadaisical plight of Gen-X boredom to the point of being unable to get off of my couch or stop indulging in everything I shouldn't... except I'm eight years old."

You'll never forget the time you got your dessert taken away for a week because you dropped "the B-word" during a heated game of four square during recess — but you'll never know your mom was secretly kind of proud you learned it in such a feminist context.

Your mom probably got a phone call you still don't know about when your best friend's mom figured out you were the self-appointed singing Rizzo of your friend group before 5th grade graduation.

I mean you HAD to have known there's practically only one word that rhymes with "Hash Pipe" when that's already questionable enough from the mouths of babes.

"No, Mom, I'll send MYSELF to my room tonight."

I fell in love with a stranger through a druggy haze... and now a "sweet" mistaken metaphor has mistakenly made the situation sound cute.

All those months spent memorizing lyrics that honored ladies of the night...

While you were singing about sweet Luka, you probably failed to realize he REALLY needs your help.

It's a good thing their subjective reign of terror ended with a one-hit-wonder, because anything beyond the already-rowdy "Bad Touch" would have surely gotten our mouths washed out with soap.

It should come as no surprise that Mick is NOT singing about the secret ingredient to your favorite chocolate chip cookies.

That piano melody sure is gorgeous, but the couple Sir Folds sings about is miserable and probably lives somewhere where the sun never shines.

It doesn't matter how big of a crush your mom STILL has on Sting — you've been singing about him trying to save a hooker since you had training wheels.

This little boy's dream is quite a scandalous one — you just didn't realize it until way later in life.

This enduring song of strife is the closest thing you got to "the city" while sitting in the carpool lane.

Nothing like a little spoken word about the casual neighborhood gang war.

According to this song, all it takes is a bright melody and a pretty face to cover up how much you've been creeping around. PSSSST... to the girl he's singing to: HE'S CHEATING ON YOU.

This song is about literally all of the drugs, but mostly meth.

The most subversive math problem practiced outside of your 4th grade classroom. How is it possible? Oh, it's possible.

Well, it's not about sugar withdrawals, this much is true...

Your dad started to get worried about you and your high school years as soon as the second verse ended. Guaranteed.