1.
Casually painting on your eyebrows for a few months.
2.
Ruining your only baking sheet that you know you will never replace.
3.
Everyone knows this wasn't your choice.
4.
Your Form And Space professor would have given you a "B+" for this, but you can't sit on it.
5.
You won't get used to that.
6.
Looking like a fool in front of your little cousin.
7.
Fondue becoming chocolate pudding in an awkward vessel.
8.
Shredding your shorts instead of fading them with bleach.
9.
Turning your car into the danger mobile.
10.
Ripping up your wall because silly you thought you had the skills to do this by yourself.
11.
Creating something much scarier than you intended.
12.
Sitting on the side of the road, much longer than you'd like.
