20 Animals That Are Smarter Than You

Good lord, she's not even looking at the music. Now she's just showing off.

Dumbledore just got tenured at Yale AND caught a duck all by himself.

Kafka is wearing machinists' glasses and hanging out in a library. Why? Because he's building something. What? What is he building?

If you look closely you'll notice those trophies are for speed-reading.

Bernie is a five-time Jeopardy champion. And not Animal Jeopardy, either -- regular human Jeopardy.

Sam is successful enough now that he can hire other dogs to bark at skateboards while he grows his business.

Scarlett is not only an acclaimed minimalist painter, but she's also street smart and a pinnacle of her community.

It's next to impossible to coordinate a huge family road trip, so Jacques gets it done with the help of online scheduling tools... that he designed himself.

If that doesn't impress you, consider that he's reading in Latin.

Kimmy doesn't like to talk about it, but she actually made a fortune during the Great Recession.

Cerberus knows that nothing's smarter than eating healthy.

Roxanne works her butt off at her catering job all day. At night, she writes excellent, marketable screenplays and rotates her eggs.

Does it intimidate you that Consuela is 6 weeks old and can already work an abacus? It should.

Of course Dustin can beat the chess computer. Dustin programmed the chess computer.

The turkey is fake but the physics is very real.

Walter's favorite subjects are digging, barking at ghosts and Keynesian economics.

On the other hand, Hector can't be that smart: He's smoking.

Kayla not only knows how to pack light to avoid baggage fees, but she's saved up enough miles to upgrade to business class. Because honestly, coach was gonna be a bit of a tight squeeze.

Lazlo cannot BELIEVE the sorry state of American poetry these days.

Actually, Birdie's not even a mathematician. She just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express® last night.